Butt Renner (like Rhett Butler, but more firm and round) here! And lately I’ve been getting so many questions like “Butt, what should I do about this dude I’m totally into?” or “Butt, how do I choose what college to go to?” or “Butt, how long should I wait for my Amazon package to show up before I start worrying and call customer service?”
(Use your words, ask some alumni, 2 weeks.)
I’ve used my amazing telepathy powers to create this place for you to ASSK (hah) me questions or advice. Worry not about judgment, for I am butt myself.
Jeremy Renner’s Butt