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Anna; XVIII, ENFP

"And we swagger because we do not know how to part with our rage, which we cherish and press cutting close, but we learn to swagger — or rather, we’re swaggered, briefly, while the wind blows and things burn and our hands are full — because we know it darkly all the same."

askbuttrenner:

Salutations,
Butt Renner (like Rhett Butler, but more firm and round) here! And lately I’ve been getting so many questions like “Butt, what should I do about this dude I’m totally into?” or “Butt, how do I choose what college to go to?” or “Butt, how long should I wait for my Amazon package to show up before I start worrying and call customer service?” 
(Use your words, ask some alumni, 2 weeks.)
I’ve used my amazing telepathy powers to create this place for you to ASSK (hah) me questions or advice. Worry not about judgment, for I am butt myself.
Butts Wishes,Jeremy Renner’s Butt

askbuttrenner:

Salutations,

Butt Renner (like Rhett Butler, but more firm and round) here! And lately I’ve been getting so many questions like “Butt, what should I do about this dude I’m totally into?” or “Butt, how do I choose what college to go to?” or “Butt, how long should I wait for my Amazon package to show up before I start worrying and call customer service?” 

(Use your words, ask some alumni, 2 weeks.)

I’ve used my amazing telepathy powers to create this place for you to ASSK (hah) me questions or advice. Worry not about judgment, for I am butt myself.

Butts Wishes,
Jeremy Renner’s Butt

lmnpnch:

Happy Birthday, Jeremy Renner (January 7 1971)!

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6785 Plays

shawarmanatural:

Jeremy Renner’s Rejected Avengers theme.


JEREMY RENNER EVERYBODY

JEREMY RENNER EVERYBODY

scarlettjo:

63/100 pictures of Jeremy Renner & Scarlett Johansson

scarlettjo:

63/100 pictures of Jeremy Renner & Scarlett Johansson

beeishappy:

TOM CRUISE: “A funny thing happened when we were shooting in Dubai. I can’t even describe the Renner Stretch. He’s got a copyright on the Renner Stretch. I laughed so hard when he did it for me. I said this has gotta go in this movie. I said you gotta show [director Brad] Bird. You gotta show Bird! It’s gotta go in right before this tunnel sequence we do. So it’s in the movie. I don’t think I could do the Renner Stretch justice, but he’s an actor who’s not afraid to do that and go there.” [x]

Thank you, Tom Cruise, for throwing the Renner Stretch in the final movie. I owe you one.

 “You don’t own the dog,” he protests heatedly. “You can provide a nice lifestyle for them, but you don’t own them. It’s the same thing with a house or anything else. You don’t own anything. You’re just lucky enough to share experiences together.” -Jeremy Renner

INTERVIEWER: “Does your mom try to set you up with girls on the red carpet? 
— Jeremy & his mom at the 83rd Annual Academy Awards [x]

Love is for children


77 | 100 - Jeremy Renner

77 | 100 - Jeremy Renner

tomhiddleing:

12-13-14-15/25pictures of Jeremy Lee Renner.