Salutations,
Butt Renner (like Rhett Butler, but more firm and round) here! And lately I’ve been getting so many questions like “Butt, what should I do about this dude I’m totally into?” or “Butt, how do I choose what college to go to?” or “Butt, how long should I wait for my Amazon package to show up before I start worrying and call customer service?”
(Use your words, ask some alumni, 2 weeks.)
I’ve used my amazing telepathy powers to create this place for you to ASSK (hah) me questions or advice. Worry not about judgment, for I am butt myself.
Butts Wishes,
Jeremy Renner’s Butt
Happy Birthday, Jeremy Renner (January 7 1971)!
Jeremy Renner’s Rejected Avengers theme.
JEREMY RENNER EVERYBODY
63/100 pictures of Jeremy Renner & Scarlett Johansson
TOM CRUISE: “A funny thing happened when we were shooting in Dubai. I can’t even describe the Renner Stretch. He’s got a copyright on the Renner Stretch. I laughed so hard when he did it for me. I said this has gotta go in this movie. I said you gotta show [director Brad] Bird. You gotta show Bird! It’s gotta go in right before this tunnel sequence we do. So it’s in the movie. I don’t think I could do the Renner Stretch justice, but he’s an actor who’s not afraid to do that and go there.” [x]Thank you, Tom Cruise, for throwing the Renner Stretch in the final movie. I owe you one.
“You don’t own the dog,” he protests heatedly. “You can provide a nice lifestyle for them, but you don’t own them. It’s the same thing with a house or anything else. You don’t own anything. You’re just lucky enough to share experiences together.” -Jeremy Renner
INTERVIEWER: “Does your mom try to set you up with girls on the red carpet?
— Jeremy & his mom at the 83rd Annual Academy Awards [x]
Love is for children
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